If God is in all things, God is in gay sex so God = gay

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gh-0-sties-blog asked:

Hello Ms Steph, i just hope that your day is the same kind of awesome that you make me feel. Anyways, Do You know about any Johnlock Parentlock fanfiction post s4? The Johnlock is like a Slow burn burn somehow Sherlock is like a Father figure to Rosie.

Bonus things if John does dad stuff (trying to fix the stove when he is totally capable of paying somebody else to do it. But he does it even If he does not know how. The jean shorts, being like an hour in the toilet playing a football videogame. Talking shit about the goverment, staring at the nowhere for no reason without thinking. Telling random very shoking and important things about his past to Rosie while doing dinner for no reason. Being grumpy bc Sherlock is very-not-romantic to him (he wants FLOWERS) and enjoying in silence others validation)

Thank you for reading!

inevitably-johnlocked answered:

Hi Lovely!

Ah, y'know, I really need to actually sit down and make my own list, but I do have these collective community recs lists you can check out:

Feel free, my friends, to add more!! Wouldn’t mind having some “Dad” John!

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attackfish
ratbastarddotfuck

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This is maybe the funniest (worst) radfem post I've come across in a while. It was a comment about cis women getting hysterectomies.

Do y'all know how many feminists have been fighting to be allowed to get hysterectomies without a) birthing (often multiple) children or b) a husband's permission? Including many people who have extremely painful and/or dangerous uterus-related conditions, like PCOS or menorrhagia? So many doctors HATE giving hysterectomies specifically because "you really should have kids first".

Also, cis men don't need to "remove their ballsack" to avoid having kids. They get vasectomies. An incredibly simple, routine procedure.

People who are getting hysterectomies are often doing so for reasons not solely related to pregnancy - if it were just about fertility, getting your tubes tied would suffice if you were averse to other forms of birth control. My mum did that after my sister was born, and then went back in for a hysterectomy a few years later because her periods were agonising. My aunty also had a hysto several years back, because not only were her periods agonising, but they would cause flare ups in some of her other conditions.

I just... how are you calling yourself a feminist while advocating for LESS bodily autonomy for women? How can you act like women are being stupid or reckless in their choice to get a hysto and not see the indescribable misogyny you're utilising?

"It's never [cis] men who remove an organ just because they don't want it" yeah, I wonder if that's because they don't have an organ that causes agonising blood loss on a monthly basis? Like... nobody's out here getting kidneys removed for fun. It's a very specific organ only being removed for very specific, personal reasons.

It's my body, not yours. Hands the fuck off.


*This post is authored by a trans person. If you're agreeing with me about this topic while being against trans healthcare, consider that your whole ideology is built in opposition to bodily autonomy for people outside your ideals of gender. Sit with that information.*

vergess

Organ removals (presumably cis) men absolutely request too, literally off the top of my head.

  • Tonsilectomy.
  • Cataract surgeries.
  • Wisdom tooth extraction.
  • Voluntary circumcision.
  • Gallbladder removal.
  • Splenectomy.
  • Gastric bypass.
  • Colonectomy.
  • Liposuction.

OH YEAH AND

Kidney. Donation.

That radfem is displaying such massive medical ignorance.

attackfish

Oh boy! I am a young cis woman who had a hysterectomy, and let me tell you, radfems get real fucking weird about it.

I had all of my internal reproductive organs because I have an autoimmune disease that was attacking those organs, and I was in catastrophic pain, and that serious risk of dying. I have been told by radfams that:

  • I wasn't really sick, I just didn't love my self as a woman, and I needed to get over my internalized misogyny, and then all of my gynecological troubles would go away.
  • I was being lied to by doctors in league with "the trans lobby" because trans women were jealous of my divine generative female power.
  • My pain was a manifestation of the internal conflict that arose within me over the fact that I knew that I shouldn't really accept that my (trans) brother is a guy, and if I just let myself face the truth that my brother was actually still my sister, this would all go away.
  • That I had mutilated myself because of my internalized misogyny.
  • That my hysterectomy was the Western secular misogynistic medical establishment's answer to female genital mutilation.

These are each batshit in their own special way, but the ones that involve in accusation of the medical establishment doing this to me for their own nefarious reasons, feel especially obnoxious to me, because I had to fight tooth and nail to get a hysterectomy. In spite of the fact that I had hemorrhaged on four separate occasions, and had to have emergency surgeries, and in spite of the fact that I had had a diagnosis since I was 18 in which the appropriate course of treatment was the removal of my internal reproductive organs, it took until I was 30, twelve years, during which time I was in excruciating pain, and had as I said four incidents of life threatening hemorrhage. I had multiple surgeons tell me flat out that yeah, I needed a hysterectomy, but they didn't feel comfortable giving me one, because they were afraid I would regret it. I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure you have to be alive to regret something, and I wanted to continue to be alive. That modern Western medical establishment sure is misogynistic, and that is part of the reason it took me twelve fucking years to get a hysterectomy.

I didn't get a hysterectomy because my doctor got her jollies mutilating my reproductive organs, or because the trans lobby wanted to steal my magic womb. I didn't get a hysterectomy because *spins wheel* modern beauty culture and plastic surgery. I got one because I was gravely ill and in horrible pain, and I had to fight like hell for it.

And I wasn't this sick because I love my brother, or because I didn't love myself enough as a woman. My immune system doesn't care about my feelings. I can't control it with my good vibes. I have some really hairy autoimmune issues. My life would be very different, and substantially easier if I could control my immune system with good vibes and pure thoughts.

And actually if it comes right down to it the person in my family whose experiences are most similar to my own in this regard, are my father's, who had his prostate removed because he had prostate cancer. Did beauty culture and plastic surgery also brainwash him?

But ultimately, none of this matters to radfems, because when have they ever let the truth get in the way of their paranoid fantasies? The one thing that has always been perfectly clear, is that radfems, much like more standard and open supporters of the patriarchy, don't care about me as a woman at all, and see women, by which of course they mean afab people, as inextricable from our wombs. To them, the loss of my uterus is a tragedy, regardless of the fact that it was killing me. And they just can't stop themselves from being absolutely vile about it.

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fruitymarcy

Goku is on Namek fightin that Frieza guy…Goku uhh…flyin or doin somethin over there…

ankle-beez

for context’s sake: this is from JBVO, a show hosted by Johnny Bravo where you could call in and request your favorite episode of a CN show and Johnny would play it for you. for the most part it worked out pretty smoothly since at the time cn’s shows mostly had an average episode length of 7 to 11 minutes.

but one day a viewer requested that they play their favorite episode of dragon ball z, a show with 23-minute long episodes. due to time constraints with both dbz AND jbvo they had to work a compromise: a sped up version of the requested dbz episode played with johnny narrating over it so people understood what’s going on

coyotebabe

In case no one told you growing up

dlanadhz

  • Bras last longer if you let them air dry. Don’t put them in the dryer.
  • If you have a problem with frizzy hair, don’t dry your hair with a towel. It makes the frizzies worse. (I recently read an article that said to use a t-shirt? I brush mine out and let it air dry.)
  • Whites wash best in hot water. Everything else can be in cold - save on your electricity bill.
  • You can kill 99.9% of germs in a sponge by putting it in the dishwasher for a cycle or by microwaving it for 2 min (be sure to make the sponge damp before microwaving and to put a cup half full of water in with it and please DO NOT squeeze the sponge until it has cooled off)
  • Airing out your room/house and letting sunlight in every so often can decrease the number of household pests like silverfish and ants.
  • Black underwear is best during your period as stains are less likely to be visible.
  • To save money, put aside 10% of each paycheck into a savings account. It’ll add up.
  • Unless your hair has something on/in it (like grease or mud or something), using conditioner first can actually be the better choice. The conditioner holds in the good oils that help you hair look sleek and beautiful, which shampoo would otherwise wash away.
  • Speaking of shampoo - if you have long hair, washing just the bits that touch your scalp is generally enough. The rest of your hair gets cleaned with just the run off from your scalp.
  • If you put a tampon in and it’s uncomfortable/you can feel it, you didn’t do it quite right. A properly placed tampon is virtually unnoticeable by the wearer.
  • Apply deodorant/antiperspirant a couple hours in advance of when you need it. This gives the product the chance to block your sweat glands. Using deodorant just before going somewhere where you’ll sweat (this means walking outside for people in high humidity places) results in your sweat washing the deodorant off and starkly limiting its usefulness.
  • After running the dryer, use the dryer sheet from that load to brush out the lint catch - it gets everything off in a fraction of the time it’ll take you to get it clean with your bare hands. Paper towels also work well.
  • Wash your face everyday, or as often as possible. Forget which brand of cleanser is best. Just washing your face everyday will guarantee you clearer skin. And do you best not to pop pimples, as tempting as the urge may be.
  • Fold laundry asap after taking it from the dryer to avoid wrinkles. This may seem obvious for dress shirts and silly for things like t-shirts, but you’ll notice the difference even then once your shirts stop looking like unfolded paper balls.
home-is-where-the-wifi-is

To all the kids whose parents couldn’t help you with this kind of stuff

faggy--butch
skimbly-shanks

Yall do NOT hop on a cosmetic surgery hate train during an ongoing campaign against trans Healthcare I am fucking begging

sweaterkittensahoy

My tits didn't smaller themselves, fuckos. Either you believe in bodily autonomy or you fucking don't.

14th-st-soapbox

The sacred bond between trans people who've had plastics and cis people who have had plastics is fucking sacred and I will not tolerate anybody in the queer community trash-talking plastics no matter what it is and who is getting them and for what reason!!!

I want there to not be a line between 'costmetic' and 'necessary'. If there's a line, then insurance companies and whoever-the-fuck-else will decide everything is 'cosmetic'. That happened to me with getting my jaw rebuilt when I was A CHILD. 'oh it's cosmetic' My insurance wrangler lady and the surgeon had to write SEVERAL LETTERS to the damn insurance company detailing out just how graphically I would DIE if I did not get my face rebuilt before I was 18! If 'we won't pay for cosmetic plastics only necessary ones' wasn't a thing, that wouldn't have had to fucking happen!

So you know what? I don't want to hear the word 'cosmetic' out of anyone's mouth. it's ALL just plastics. And all plastics are still 100% the person's choice to get, I don't care what the reason is, all reasons are your business and should be honoured and that's as it should be. As Sweaterkittens said, you either believe in bodily autonomy or you fucking don't.

Signed,

A Transman who has had exclusively plastics for all FOUR major surgeries throughout his life.